Ready!
Let's see if you can return my serve!
Oh, no! He'll get us this time!
He'll get you! He'll get you!
I challenge you, Takeda!
It's about time!
Ready?
Anytime!
You ain't seen nothing like this before!
The protruding pecker serve has it!
The best in Japan!
Takeda the idiot. Dupe. Peckerhead! Slackjaw!
Quit fooling around, Maeno. Let's get practicing.
This butt's for you.
Butt...!
Snap out of it, Tanaka!
Quit drifting off like that!
One, two! One, two!
How about ping pong practice?
This isn't the boxing club, Izawa!
Who wants to fight me?! I'll make you proud, Dad!
Don't waste your breath.
I know, Kinoshita.
Let's just practice on our own.
You're the only one I can really count on.
Kinoshita! Kinoshita!
Hi!
You're such a hunk!
What's going on?
At this rate, our ping pong club is...!
Finished!
This team is through!
Maeno's just perverse! Izawa's a boxing freak!
Tanaka's a sex fanatic!
The ping pong club is nothing but a bunch of losers!
And they're getting in the way of my girls' team!
I see. That's a good point.
But Captain Takeda is very serious.
And his assistant Kinoshita is popular with the ladies.
Last year they won the District Championship!
So?
Perhaps they'll win again this year.
That'd make me change my mind.
Great idea!
Good! It'll all work out.
How about some tea?
Or the racing sheets?
Our poor ping pong club!
Everyone hurry! Mitchell Goro Tanabe is coming!
Plug your noses!
There're no plugs left!
Hi, guys! How's it going?
God help us!
Sure hope we can win again! Let's give it our best!
You all right, Maeno? Need some plugs?
An outie!
Come on, let's practice.
Is everybody here?
Mr. Shibazaki.
We can use the gym for practice today, right?
The...gym...?
Not a chance. The girls' team is using it.
No way! We're supposed to be able to!
Oh, is that right?
You arranged it with the other coaches, didn't you?
Arranged it?
Did you or didn't you?!
Your hair's hard enough without two cans of hair spray!
Ooh, Shibazaki's angry!
He's got to be stressed out being a gopher all the time.
Poor, poor man.
Quit acting like a bunch of children! Grow up!
We have to train hard to win the next championship!
If you want to work out, then do it in the hallway!
Work out?
Agility is the key to ping pong.
If you're light-footed, you'll be able to hit any ball.
And with that, I'm off.
Take care of things, Takeda.
Thanks for the tip.
Hurry, or they'll run out of the races sheets!
All right!
Whining is not going to get us anywhere.
Double up and do 100 sit-ups!
A hundred?!
Seventy-one...seventy-two... seventy-three.
Seventy-four...seventy-five... seventy-six...seventy-seven.
Kinoshita!
- Hi! - Good luck!
I'm the one who's doing all the work here.
Keep counting!
Eleven...twelve!
Thirteen...fourteen!
Fifteen...sixteen...seventeen!
Got to hold it in! For Izawa. Do it for him!
Twenty!
What's wrong, Izawa? You've only done twenty!
Hey, Tanaka. That's only your third!
You're hopeless. We're not switching until you do 100.
Let's do something on the way home.
Tanaka!
Change with me! Change places!
Here they come! Get in position!
Cycling shorts.
The sky can't possibly be this blue.
Can't be.
You tease!
You tricked us!
What's with those shorts?!
Get rid of the shorts! Let's see some panties!
Get on your hands and do wheelbarrows!
The passionate man...
...with his red tractor...
He's slipping.
Hang on tight, Izawa!
Wait, Tanabe!
What happened?
Sorry! But you should have noticed!
You idiot!
My God...
Hey, where's Maeno and Tanaka?
What are you doing? Takeda's getting pissed off!
It's the chance of a lifetime! Get lost!
Kinoshita! How could you be so cruel?!
I finally found true bliss!
You're in grade eight.
Quit acting like you're elementary school brats!
Get back to practice, now!
He's going to pay!
Let's take a look.
No pubes!
''Grade eight,'' he says! You're the one in elementary school!
I'm sorry about that, but...
...pulling pranks like a bunch of children...
...isn't going to help our teamwork.
''Pulling pranks like a bunch of children''?
Big man you are. Let's see how big you really are.
Got a problem with it?
It's huge!
Forgive me! I was wrong!
All right.
Captain Takeda got the team back on its feet.
Nice job, Takeda!
Good luck, Takeda!
One, two, one, two...
Too small.
Much too small.
They win the District Championship every year.
I can't allow the Inachu girls' team...
...to practice in such cramped quarters!
I am Morio Tachikawa, coach of the girls' team.
I'm 38, blood type ''A.'' I have my manly pride.
I'll make sure my girls' ping pong team excels!
And to do that...
...those lowly worms, the boys' ping pong team...
...must be crushed.
Then we'll steal their practice room!
Oh my!
Come here!
My technique will have you whimpering for more!
Not a chance! I'll never be the same again!
Exactly!
I told you to come here, you vixen!
He shoots! He scores!
The butt-licking woody outmaneuvers him!
Sorry, pal, that'll cost you 1500 yen.
And I want it now.
Goddamn!
Hey, is everybody here?
Tachikawa's making trouble.
Tachikawa? The girls' ping pong coach?
Dear!
You're too late.
The Displaced Persons Act has already been established!
This isn't something to joke about!
He's trying to take over our room!
- He is? - Our room?
He can't just take over!
Logic doesn't work with him.
He'll never let go. That's why he's called the ''tortoise.''
You're exactly right, Takeda.
Mr. Tachikawa!
Your reputation's been suffering, boys.
Considering your team never practices...
...I could crush you any time.
What's that stench?!
But we do practice hard, in our own way!
That's right!
In your own way, huh.
You mean practice like this?!
The girls' team wants to practice, but they need space.
Therefore, your team will vacate this room.
Now hang on a minute!
That has nothing to do with us!
The girls are the girls, and the boys are the boys!
That's right!
My hubby won't stand for this nonsense.
Right, dear?
That's right.
First of all, does a lowly instructor like you...
...even have the right to shut down a team?
Dear, you're incorrigible!
Why, you!
So that's the way you're going to be. Well, I have an idea!
Tea, Shibazaki!
Coming!
First of the season. It's delicious.
I'd like some, too, Shibazaki.
My shoulders are stiff, Shibazaki.
Right away!
Copy this, Shibazaki.
Certainly.
Mr. Shibazaki. Can I have the boys' ping pong room?
Sure.
Thanks.
Gather together!
Everyone over here!
You again?!
How many times do I have to tell you?!
You can't have my daughter! Now leave us alone!
Therefore, from this day on the boys' room is mine.
What?!
I'll show you your new room.
Follow me.
This isn't happening!
Here it is.
It's the janitor room!
All right, that's enough joking around.
Tsk, tsk. Even Michael Jordan would be turning pale.
I despise jokes.
Pubic hair!
- Pubic hair! - Ringworm!
Ringworm!
That's not fair!
How can you do that to us, and just for our room?!
Go ahead and say what you want.
If you want to quit, I sure won't stand in your way.
Mr. Tachikawa. We're all packed and ready to move.
Good job.
It's Soma.
Sorry about this, Takeda.
What do you mean, ''move''?
The girls are moving to the boys' room.
You're what?!
Quit dawdling, and move your things, boys!
Our equipment!
I don't care if they are girls...!
There's too many of them!
We'll never make it with them now!
They've stolen our room!
We're finished!
We'll be swallowed up by the girls' team!
Hup-two! Hup-two! Hup-two!
I'm scared!
Your top's adorable!
Isn't it cute?
Enough of your delusions!
There must be something we can do!
That's overkill!
The Pharaoh's curse?
What's this for?
Go for it, Giant Tanabe!
Punish those who disobey the Pharaoh's commandments!
What?
Don't worry. You just have to go in there.
Be brave!
You can do it!
He's going for the gusto!
We're counting on you, Giant Tanabe!
How come everybody passed out?
He was still unaware of his killer body odor.
It's a bit crude but let's dump them outside.
Feel her up! You'll never get another chance.
I'll never forget this!
Tits.
What have you done?!
Get inside! Lock the door!
You'll pay for this, you delinquents!
Lock the door! Block it off!
There! We've won back our room!
Victory is ours!
Tanabe, I decorate you with this Pheromone Medal.
Thanks.
How dare they do this to my beloved little sheep.
Treachery!
I won't let it go unpunished!
What is this?
A frozen squid and a sad letter.
Who left it?
Tachikawa's harassing us.
Who's this guy?
He sure looks serious.
And he's got his squid.
His wife, perhaps?
Today it's doughnuts! Guess he's thrown in the towel.
He is a teacher after all. Can't harass us forever.
This must be his apology!
All right! Let's dig in!
Eat! Eat!
What's up?
Here comes a fart! Here comes a fart!
Here goes!
Don't use so much force in front of us!
What's happening? Was it those doughnuts?
Did you learn your lesson, you little worms?
If you weren't a cartoon character...
...you'd be a threat to society!
Enough to go down in history.
And so, the 6 members of the boys' ping pong team...
...were absent from school for 3 days.
Of course, in their absence, their team room...
...was painted over in the girls' team's colors.
But it's not over that easily.